Eat a Bag of Dcks - Greeting Card

It's fabulous greeting card which reads Thanks For Having Real Noice Jiggly Bits. 

You could give it to anyone who has jiggly bits. And let's face it, everyone is a bit jiggly, and all jiggles are real noice. 

It's blank inside, and has an envelope. 

If you need more details, you're probably over thinking it.