Eat a Bag of Dicks - Big mug

Do you have a job and/or live in these unprecedented times?! Well, then you need this mug. We're not saying this is a work expense, but it damn well should be. 

It's a real big mug. Two cups of tea, easy. 500ml.

If you need more details, you're probably over thinking it.  

What you receive might differ from the picture. Exciting, right?

Every item is different and I'm not photographing everything because a) I like surprises and b) it gives me more time to make more fun things. You're buying a cup with this phrase/illustration. It might be pastel blue, pink or green, with varying handles. You get what you get and you don't get upset - no swapsies

Yes, you can whack it in the microwave and dishwasher.