PREORDER All-Ears Elephant Crossbody Bag

PREORDER ESTIMATED SHIP WEEK AUGUST 31

You'd think with ears like that she'd be an excellent listener.
Edith Stomps is actually much more interested in her nice flower.

Edith hears every word you say. She just ranks them below "flower appreciation," "having a little wander," and "standing dramatically in the sunshine."
She's perfect for anyone who's been accused of not paying attention when, in fact, they were simply paying attention to something considerably more delightful.

Special Specifications:
    •    Wide adjustable straps (4cm / 1.6in) that don't dig in
    •    Strap length: 70cm to 130cm (27.5in to 51in). You can even unclip the straps and replace them with your own if that's your thing.
    •    Bag size: 32cm length 
    •    Wear crossbody or over the shoulder
    •    Recycled nylon outer & lining ♻️
    •    Chunky zip that just doesn't quit
    •    Clever gusset at the back to expand capacity (flowers not included)
    •    Tactile quilted texture with embroidered details... scientifically satisfying to squish
    •    Washable: pop it in a wash bag on delicate, dry flat, good as new