For the days when unfortunately they are your monkeys, and it is your circus.

Our new Mild Panic mugs are here: made with love and mild panic.

They hold a stonking 500ml, because who has time for tiny teacups when you have things to do. They actually stack (unlike our old ones) and they feature tactile embossed flower details on the base for all the sensory seekers who like a little texture with their brew.

We brought back the iconic thick boi handle (comfy, chunky, easy to hold) and gave the whole thing a silhouette that looks good from every angle. No more blob mugs.

Each design features one of our best-selling phrases, reimagined in original watercolour and pencil illustrations. They are funny, colourful, and designed to speak to your soul.

These are not stock mugs with a print slapped on. They are carefully produced with studios that share our values: ethically made, environmentally conscious, and designed to last.

So if you are looking for mugs that are actually interesting and definitely not boring, these are the ones.

Sparkly Specifications

500ml: if you need more details, you’re probably overthinking it.

Colourways: each mug comes in one of three random colourways. You’re buying the illustration. You get what you get and you don’t get upset. No swapsies.

Handmade: which means there will be natural variations in shape. If you’d like a soulless mug, Ikea is that-a-way →

Microwave and dishwasher safe: Yes, you can.