Custom Big mugs!

I don’t do custom orders unless they make me chortle up a storm. However, my DM’s are full of requests, and I feel like a big mean saying nup to all of your kookie little in-jokes, which I’m sure are legit hilarious in a you-had-to-be-there kinda way.⁠ 

So here's a treat for you all. A very limited no. of custom mugs are a go go. 

• There are 10 slots available. If it says sold out, they're all gone.
• You can order more than one if you need.
• Add to the notes when checking out what you want the mug to say. If it's spelt wrong, we will spell it wrong. Check your dyslexiyeaaaaah.
• Maximum 15 characters. No spaces don't count. We don't have punctuation or numbers. 
• Nothing bigoted folks - you're better than that. 
• You can only order the Big Mug. It's a real big mug. Two cups of tea, easy. If you need more details, you're probably over thinking it.  500ml
• It might be pastel blue, pink or green, with varying handles. You get what you get and you don't get upset - no swapsies
• We'll be making this asap and dispatching the week commencing 21st April. 
• If for some weird reason the kiln shits its pants, or the courier plays a spot of cricket with the box, I can't magic up another one before mums day, so you may have to wait. 
• Yes, you can whack it in the microwave and dishwasher. 
• No refunds after you've ordered. It's in production so there's no turning back. It'll be great.